"Meersäuli" to Rent

The Bob wonders...

First: how often is Ms Nikako able to say "Meersäuli" before she cracks up laughing? 

Second: what has a creature done to be given a name of such proportion?

Third: Does it pay to open up a Bob-rental under the circumstances mentioned here?  And whoever is lost by now, is probably better off ;) 

Ever since we read that article, strange thoughts pop into our head. How weird does one have to be to come up with an idea like that (rent-a-guinea-pig) and why didn't we think of it first? What is there that has a target group but no provider yet? Rent a minute? What do you think? What's there that you would like to rent? And never forget: Bob cares!